• My friend: I don't get why you don't date him.
  • Me: Because he wants to fuck me, and I want to fuck Evan Peters.

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11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start Using

nevver:

  1. Stew the Dishrag
  2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
  3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
  4. On the Carpet
  5. Sonofabitch Stew
  6. Democrat Hound
  7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
  9. Buck Beer
  10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
  11. Whoopity Scoot

[Definitions here]

11 Obscure Regional Phrases We All Should Start Using

nevver:

  1. Stew the Dishrag
  2. Feel Like a Stewed Witch
  3. Vomiting One’s Toenails
  4. On the Carpet
  5. Sonofabitch Stew
  6. Democrat Hound
  7 & 8. That Dog Won’t Hunt / That Cock Won’t Fight
  9. Buck Beer
  10. (Not Enough Sense to) Pound Sand Down a Rathole
  11. Whoopity Scoot

[Definitions here]

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